98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
(via yongmuney)
Conquer Today
19. College in Portland. single from SD. Love drawing, tattoos, getting them, music, and meeting people. Don't be a stranger!
5'10 and white/french so I'm kind of like a baguette you buy at Von's.
5'10 and white/french so I'm kind of like a baguette you buy at Von's.
"Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely."
Richard Linklater (via lohansanity)
Anonymous:
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Anonymous:
baby you is so cute I can't even... I literally screamed when I saw it, I just wanna pinch your cheeks and kiss you ahhhh oh my god so adorable!!!
baby you is so cute I can't even... I literally screamed when I saw it, I just wanna pinch your cheeks and kiss you ahhhh oh my god so adorable!!!
damn, im jealous of my baby self.
